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- Choosing a balanced list of colleges that will help your child succeed post-college
- Getting into those colleges via our proprietary Incomparable Applicant system
- College essays, applications
- Financial aid and scholarships
- Inspiring, motivating and coaching kids through choosing majors and careers
- Removing the stress, frustration and panic that afflicts parents of college-bound teens!
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Last night at the Smithtown Public Library I went off on a mini-rant about what it REALLY takes to get into top colleges.
How to win merit scholarships if you cannot qualify for need-based aid
The problem with Naviance® – and why it can mislead you into a false sense of security about your admissions chances
Just how important are grades and scores? This answer will shock or offend, depending on your personality and what meds you’re on
Three simple words that describe what admissions officers are looking for on the Common App – but don’t find 99% of the time
How to stand out – for the right reasons – among a “Sea Of Sameness” (thousands of competitor-applicants who look identical on paper)
Advice for Class of 2018, Class of 2019 and younger families re: how to create a body of work that will make admissions officers roll out the Red Carpet
How the admission system is “rigged”…and what to do about it (if tweeting insulting comments to millions of followers isn’t an option)
How to choose a college that will actually HELP YOU GET A JOB after college, and avoid coming home to the basement with your tail between your legs and butt cheek-deep in student loans
Your questions – we’ll be chatting live! (Anything goes!)
If you listen to other parents, most Class of 2017 kids have tied up their applications and essays into a tidy little
bow and gift wrapped them to their colleges by now.
Um, yeah…that’s not exactly true.
If your kid hasn’t applied to college yet, you may feel like you’re behind the Eight Ball, but you’ve got plenty of
If you’re sick and tired of bugging your son/daughter about getting their essays and applications done, we can make all
of your pain vanish, quick like a bunny!
Today we’re announcing the first annual “Incomparable Applicant Implementation Bootcamp,” Saturday, October 15th, [9:30]
am in our offices.
Your Kid: OUR Problem, Now! 🙂
I’ll be candid – if you’re facing a November 1 or November 15th deadline, the clock is ticking.
Ditto if you’re not applying early, you have only another few weeks of breathing room.
Instead of adding more stress and high blood pressure to the mix, consider dumping your procrastinating kid on us!
Here’s what you’ll receive when you sign up for The Incomparable Applicant Implementation Bootcamp
Expert instruction on the college essays (advice from actual admissions officers from elite colleges, not a high school
English teacher or guidance counselor who does not understand that applying = marketing)
How to distinguish yourself from your 5,000 competitor-applicants who have the same grades and standardized test scores
A “time cop” to hold your kid accountable for finishing up applications and essays…so YOU don’t have to be the bad
Peace of mind that true experts are taking this immense burden off your plate!
Checklists and other tools to make sure you don’t blow an application, scholarship or financial aid deadline
How to create a balanced, strategic college list and avoid “Admissions Armageddon”
Insider advice on the make-or-break “Activities” section on the Common App
All of your questions answered about the pro’s and con’s about applying Early Decision (yes, there are potentially
significant negative consequences)
Instruction and support BEFORE and AFTER the event via private, client only workshops
Brainstorming, editing, proofreading of the Common Application essay before, during and after the event
Paint-by-numbers “blueprint” training on supplemental essays
Financial aid forms prep and scholarship bonuses, which could be worth the entire tuition for the Bootcamp!
Is your current plan working (be honest!)?
Is your kid on top of everything? If yes, great. Stop reading now and pat yourself on the back.
Or do you have a pit in your stomach because you know you’re headed for a drama-filled, stressful all-nighter – or
series of all nighters – immediately before application due dates…
…And, to add insult to injury, sending in sloppy applications that represent your child in the worst possible light?
Maybe you’ve known, deep down, that you were heading this way since the summer, when you first suggested that he start
Perhaps you thought “OK, I’ll let him do it his way. He’s got plenty of time.”
That was then, this is now. The game clock running out, now is the time to get serious!
I’ll level with you. We have never offered a bootcamp camp training before, this is an experiment of sorts. So we
Limit the class to six (6) students only, to ensure that everyone gets the personalized instruction they need
Charge far less than our customary private consulting fees ($6,000-$9,000, typically)
Offer a payment plan
Offer a “no-brainer” bonus to make sure you see the value
But once these six slots go, it’s game over, you may not get another bite at the apple.
These spots are first-come, first-served. But, to be 100% transparent, I do NOT want you drop everything and enroll
I have my own agenda – to achieve a 100% success rate with our students.
I want them to get into at least one of their top 3 choice colleges and get the applications and essays done and shipped
off in a way that helps them explain why THEY should be chosen.
But in order for me to do this, I need to stack the deck in my favor.
I can only help “coachable” kids, i.e guys/girls who are open to our advice and willing to IMPLEMENT it.
The Incomparable Applicant Implementation Bootcamp is not for entitled, slacker-types who are unwilling to take
responsibility for their actions.
Harsh? I’m sure I turned off some of the folks reading this letter. But hey, what else is new?
I’d rather be clear about expectations, and candid about who will benefit, and who will not.
Ball’s in your court!
-Andy “You’re Worthless And Weak, Drop And Give Me 50!” Lockwood
P.S. I should have said this earlier, although it may seem indelicate: this is a STUDENT bootcamp. Meaning parents are
not invited (there’s no room in our conference room anyway!).
Trust me, it’s better for all of us – your child, you and us – if get this done without parental “help.”
P.P.S. I know that October 15th won’t be free for everyone. If the date doesn’t work for you, there are two options.
1. watch it “live” (we’re streaming it to our private client Facebook page), 2. watch the recording.
You will still get the pre and post-event trainings via our private client-only website, as well as one-on-one essay and
application accountability support. The live training is a bonus.
It’s incredibly easy to go to college and learn NOTHING that will help you get a job or be productive AFTER college.
You can waste four years (hopefully, see below) majoring in Marine Biology, which hundreds of colleges offer, but Faith and Begorrah, when is the last time you met an actual marine biologist who was gainfully employed, and whose main job tasks were not “Feed Shamu, clean tank?”
In order to not overly stir the hornet’s nest, I will merely mention other non-productive, yet popular, majors and refrain from commentary. You’ll have to insert your own snarky comments (see if you can beat “feed shamu, clean tank”):
Graphic Design, Art and Women’s Studies.
Each a hugely popular major. Each leads to, well…draw your own conclusions. I promised restraint!
Problem 2: 50% of kids who graduated in the last two years are UNDERemployed – working in jobs that don’t require a college degree. In other words, they’re strapping on their green aprons, headsets and whipping up sugary coffee drinks that nobody can pronounce.
Nothing against coffee, I am a caffeine addict myself. (Pearl and I started a support group. We are currently the only members, we meet at 6am. Over coffee.) But I am against working in in a coffee shop after mom and dad blew $250,000 on your pre-coffee shop education.
Problem 3: 80% of kids switch majors, mostly because they don’t have a clue about what they want to do with the rest of their lives. That’s normal, but the implications are an extra one or two years in college at 50K a clip (less than 39% of kids graduate in four years)…
…PLUS the opportunity cost of not working in those “bonus” college years, perhaps at another $40K per year.
In the aggregate, this is easily a $100,000-$200,000 problem!
Compound this with student debt passing the $1.4 Trillion mark, defaults increasing each time they’re reported….
It doesn’t have to be this way.
Kids don’t have to go into college blind, without any semblance of a plan.
The main reason why teens have no clue about what they want to do is because they don’t know the right questions to ask.
How am I “wired?”
What do I need to be successful?
What situations should I steer clear of?
Which careers and majors match my wiring?
Which careers are projected to grow?
Pearl and I are running a free, online training session this Thursday night, on how to become an ‘Incomparable Applicant.” It’s part of a summer promotion for a relaunch of a coaching program by the same name.
The premise is that you’re competing with thousands of other kids with the same grades and scores, how can you distinguish yourself – how do you answer the question, Why should we take YOU compared to these other 5,000 near-identical applicants? But that’s not the most important issue, even though you’re probably focused on that.
Yes, college is important, it’s great, it’s formative, yadda yadda yadda. But today, more than ever, it’s imperative that college LEAD to something. That it provides a semblance of a return on investment.
ROI means two things: 1. you get “it” (an education) for the lowest price, and 2., you get something greater OUT of it compared to what you put in.
That’s why our webinar will cover not only how to get in, how to pick schools, how to write essays etc. etc. etc….
But we’ll also cover how to get money for college and how to choose a major that will telegraph to a potential employer “Hey, this kid’s got what we need!”
Somehow we’re going to squeeze it all into one hour! 🙂
If you can’t make it live but want to tune in, sign up anyway, because the replay will be available to all registrants through the weekend.
Please share this with other parents of college-bound teens who are stressed out, casting about, or otherwise need a clear path and an entertaining, charming, incredibly modest voice of sanity!
P.S. Here’s the link to register. Anyone signing up will be notified of the replay once it’s available.
Although technically not released until August 1, we know that the prompts will be the same as the ones on last year’s Common App. Here they are:
1. Some students have a background, identity, interest, or talent that is so meaningful they believe their application would be incomplete without it. If this sounds like you, then please share your story.
2. The lessons we take from failure can be fundamental to later success. Recount an incident or time when you experienced failure. How did it affect you, and what did you
learn from the experience?
3. Reflect on a time when you challenged a belief or idea. What prompted you to act? Would you make the same decision again?
4. Describe a problem you’ve solved or a problem you’d like to solve. It can be an intellectual challenge, a research query, an ethical dilemma – anything that is of personal importance, no matter the scale. Explain its significance to you and what steps you took or could be taken to identify a solution.
5. Discuss an accomplishment or event, formal or informal, that marked your transition from childhood to adulthood within your culture, community, or family.
Hi, Test your “College Knowledge” here (if you haven’t already).
When you’re done, watch this quick video that runs through the answers (no cheating!)
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